Up in Heaven

I can see Paul or Peter or whoever the hell sits up at the pearly gates, "Welcome, Mr. Mac. We here in Heaven enjoyed some of your early work.""

The next day, "No shit. Isaac Hayes? Isaac FUCKING Hayes. I can't fucking believe it! Welcome. Welcome to heaven. Jesus. Jesus Christ! Hey, Jesus, you'll never fucking believe who's here. Isaac HAYES!"

This is of course a tale of fiction, because we all know Scientologists like Isaac Hayes don't go to Heaven, they go to the space-prison's created by the the intergalactic Emperor Lord Xenu or some other such fairytale.